Helping‌ ‌Businesses‌ ‌Cover‌ ‌Their‌ ‌Asses‌ ‌for‌ ‌Over‌ ‌30‌ ‌Years

I’ve dedicated my life to helping businesses, associations, startups, and entrepreneurs make decisions that cover their asses — no matter how ugly.

POUL LEMASTERS

(IT’S PRONOUNCED THE SAME AS PAUL, JUST MORE DANISH)

Poul has been helping businesses cover their unmentionables since 2009. He started out in deathcare— yep, that’s right! Funeral homes and cemeteries and crematories, oh my!— and quickly realized his legal skills at risk mitigation, love of public speaking, and passion for training transcended the field and applied to all businesses. Today, Poul uses his multi-dimensional background as a platform to speak to ALL businesses about the variety of ways you can CYA (Cover Your Ass…ets). He has some pretty memorable stories to share that you won’t find anywhere else, and is a great guy to grab a drink with after (or during!) the presentation.

CYA Keynote Speaker + Training

“Who knew you could laugh so hard while being scared to death about everything you are doing wrong!”

Available now for speaking and training engagements!

Other than everything CYA-related, I am also addicted to public speaking and training others … about CYA. As a keynote speaker, I present to organizations, associations, and businesses large and small on how they can cover their back end. My speaking is based on my book. Except, well, it’s actually me; and not a book. In addition to public speaking, I also provide private training for businesses and their teams on CYA.

I find speaking about CYA so rewarding. I get to give back to businesses by ensuring they are making all the right decisions so they can focus on living - and that’s what it’s all about right? Trust me, as someone tied to deathcare we know the living part is way better than the other choice. Schedule a public speaking engagement or private training -heck, schedule a public training, we are here for whatever helps you get your CYA on, just click the button below.

Cover Your Ass (and prevent $1Million+ lawsuits) with my book, CYA: The Ultimate Guide to Protecting Your Business.

ASSessments

Have you ever wondered, “Am I an ass? Surely I am not.” Get ready, you are — but it’s ok!. Everyone has ass-qualities and there are many good a-traits to have. The real question is which ass tendencies do you have and demonstrate in your day-to-day activities? Until now, one could only guess, but we have just the right tool for you to find out if you are more bad ass, or a lazy ass. It’s the ASSessment tool.

Why would you want to know? Well you can’t cover your ass until you know what kind of ass you’re covering. The fact is that businesses fall into very clear tendencies, aka ass tendencies, and when you can discover - and more importantly understand - these predispositions, then you can start focusing on the good qualities and avoiding the bad ones. You need the ASSessment to see what you have to cover!

With the TINY ASSessment you can get a quick, FREE look at your A-traits. It’s a quick, down and dirty, but it’ll clean off enough to see what needs covered.

Still want more? Trust me - you will. The BIG ASSessment gives you a 30+ page report that not only breaks down in detail your A-traits, the BIG ASSessment also breaks out your A-tendencies in job performance; work-life harmony; communication; conflict; company culture; and policies & procedures. This is the ultimate ASSessment.